Last week I had a few funny things happen to me (though some weren’t funny at the time) and so I would like to share!
So my first funny moment happened as I was walking to work. Everyday I walk to work because its only around 15-20 minutes from my house, er hut. Each day I pass what seem to be government soldiers who stop taxis to make sure that their paperwork is up-to-date. I have befriended one of these soldiers and her name is Beatrice. I usually stop and chat with her for a few minutes. On this day she was also with another male soldier and so they both started talking with me. The male soldier was thrilled to see a white woman because it turns out that he had dated a woman from
Finland in the past. He told me that although he had done a lot for her, she just randomly stopped talking him and so he wanted to find another white woman to date. After I made it clear that I was “married,” he asked me if I had any Canadian friends that I could hook him up with. I told him that all my friends were married. Then I asked him why he wanted a white woman so bad and then he told me that it was because he wanted his kids to be white! I thought this was hilarious but I’m pretty sure he just meant that he wanted his kids to be lighter than him, which is still funny for him to say.
One day last week I decided to give a skirt I had another shot. You see in Tamale Ghanaians, especially the woman, dress very conservatively because it is predominantly Muslim. Although this particular skirt was very nice and professional looking, it came down to my knees but when I walk it goes up just a tad. I really like this skirt and I thought that I might be able to get away with it. WRONG! As I walked home that day I got stared at so hard I was cursing myself for not changing back into my field clothes before leaving the office. When a girl on the back of moto turned her head around to give me a somewhat dirty look I knew I wouldn’t be able to walk into my village with this skirt on. I was so embarrassed and uncomfortable that I quickly walked over to the nearest store and asked if they had a bathroom so that I could change because I was going to go on a moto and needed to put my pants back on. *WINK* They didn’t have one so instead they half closed their shop so I could change behind the door. I felt much better afterwards and I went home I tucked that skirt at the bottom of my suitcase.
Ok this one was so not funny at the time. So cockroaches in Ghana are actually enormous and I hate cockroaches in Canada so seeing Ghanaian mutant cockroaches in my room is horrifying. In fact, my mosquito next is more used to keep out cockroaches and spiders that it is to keep out mosquitos, haha! Luckily, I actually don’t get that many, maybe one every third or fourth night… BUT STILL! Ok so this past weekend I was in the store and I spotted RAID!! As soon as I spotted it, I swear there was a light glowing from all around the bottle and I walked over to it in slow motion in disbelief and amazement. It felt like winning the lottery okay, let’s just say that. I bought it and I couldn’t wait to go home and douse my room with its sweet cockroach killing properties. I went home and read over the directions but it didn’t say much other that I should stand 30 cm away from the area or bug you want to spray and that you shouldn’t injest it etc etc. So I thought I was good and I went ahead and sprayed the entire perimeter of my ceiling with RAID. I did so because I noticed that they come in where the cement and mud walls meet my thatch roof. However, immediately after spraying I felt how incredibly strong the spray smelt – like pure poison, because it is! I hadn’t thought that the smell would be so potent and so I panicked a little. I left my door open and sat outside…for hours. At the time I was supposed to help the woman cook but I was afraid that someone would go into my room and steal something so I just sat outside my room and guarded it and waited for the smell to go away. After checking some 15 times, I didn’t notice any difference and only then it occurred to me that maybe if I put my fan on that it would push the smell outside. I did this and waited another hour or so. I was freaking out because I didn’t want to sleep in my poisonous room but I didn’t want to inconvenience anyone either. It was already getting dark and so I had one last idea. I grabbed the personal cleansing wipes that my mom had given me and thought that maybe I could wipe the RAID off. When I ran out of those I used facial wipes. I got a taller Ghanaian friend to help me and you know what? The wipes actually worked and I was able to sleep in my room that night! (But I woke up once during the middle of the night because I could smell a little RAID still and I panicked because I thought that I would go brain dead or become paralyzed or just die).

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